Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it’s better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring
— Marilyn Monroe (via fuckyeahmarilynmonroe)
I’m not saying Susan Boyle caused swine flu. I’m just saying that nobody had swine flu, she sang on TV, people got swine flu.
— British Junior Minister Sion Simon, on his Twitter, simultaneously merging the two most annoying things on the internet right now & taking insensitivity to a new high (via kaytee)
